Wendy Flynn (via laurenarlene)
Arashi vs. Kanjani on Arashi ni Shiyagare at 11:20pm during the 24hr TV Program!
photo credits: mina_g_eighter on twitter
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Name: I go by Kiri ^.^ (oh yes the shock and horror that I have another name! hehe)
Nicknames: Kiri, Kiri-chan
Birthday: June 17 (yup nino and I are twins.. born on different years XD)
Height: 161 cm
Time Zone: Mountain I think it’s called? Western north america
What time and date is it there: Wednesday 27 Aug 2014 5:04pm
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 8 or 9
The last thing I Googled was: Madison Beer (yeah I know random, I just wanted to see what she even looks like)
My most used phrase(s): What’s for dinner?
First word that comes to mind: give me air con
What I last said to a family member: ”what’s for dinner?”
One place that makes me happy & why: Japan because duh. I just love the atmosphere wherever you go, the people the scenery, the food, everything about it
How many blankets I sleep under: 2 ginormous ones (i’m always cold)
Favorite beverage(s): Anything green-tean/matcha
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Stand By me, Doraemon’s newest movie
Three things I can’t live without: internet, my phone (ie. music, tumblr, ext) and tea
Something I plan on to learn: lately I want to learn a new language because I’ve never actually had to learn a language since I grew up with japanese and english so I want to learn the struggles with a new language
A piece of advice for all my followers: Hmm advice huh? I feel like I’m younger therefore less wise than some of my followers XD I would say that everyone should go to japan lol yes not just for arashi but I think exposing yourself to as many different cultures as you can will definitely shape you into a better person and you will learn so much more than just reading a textbook
You all have to listen to this song: I feel like the entire planet has already heard this song a million times but I truly am happier when I listen to happy by pharrell williams (I know sorry for the mainstream tunes but it’s the first one that came to mind)
My Blogs(s): Only this one :3
do u ever have to start a song over bc YOU FORGOT TO FUCKING LISTEN.
Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face
YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES
damn selfish babies taking up all the space
NAW MAN, LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU ABOUT PREGNANCY AND BABIES, ALRIGHT?
FIRST OF ALL, IT SUCKS DICK. FIRST OFF LET ME GIVE YOU A MOTHERFUCKING RUNDOWN ON WHAT YOU SHOULDN’T EAT OR DRINK WHEN YOU’RE PREGNANT.
- NO UNCOOKED ANYTHING IN FUCKING GENERAL ACTUALLY. AND ESPECIALLY NOT FISH.
- ANYTHING WITH CAFFEINE IN IT, WHICH INCLUDES COFFEE, SODA, CHOCOLATE (THAT’S RIGHT, NO CHOCOLATE), SEVERAL TYPES OF COOKIES AND CANDIES, AND ENERGY DRINKS.
- VEGETABLES AND MEATS THAT ARE RICH IN NITRATES LIKE HOTDOGS, SAUSAGE, LETTUCE, SPINACH AND CELERY.
SO BASICALLY IF YOU’RE USED TO EATING OR DRINKING ANY OF THOSE THINGS YOU BETTER BE PREPARED TO QUIT COLD TURKEY THE SECOND YOU GET PREGNANT.
NOW I’M NOT EVEN DONE. YOU SEE THAT PINK UPSIDE-DOWN TRIANGLE BELOW THE BABY’S HEAD? YEAH? THAT’S YOUR BLADDER. BABIES SQUEEZE DOWN ON THAT LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW AND ONCE YOU HIT THE THIRD TRIMESTER, YOU BASICALLY HAVE AN ELDERLY PERSON’S BLADDER. MY MOTHER TELLS ME SHE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AT LEAST 6 TIMES A DAY JUST SO SHE WOULDN’T WET HERSELF. ALSO WITH A BABY SQUEEZING’ UP AGAINST YOUR FUCKING INTESTINES LIKE THAT SAY HELLO TO CONSTIPATION NATION, EVERYONE.
SO NOT ONLY DO YOU HAVE THE BLADDER AND BOWELS OF AN OLD PERSON, BUT THAT GROWING HUMAN BEING GROWING OUT OF YOUR GULLET ALSO PUTS A HUUUUGE STRAIN ON YOUR BACK. NOT TO MENTION IT’S A PAIN IN THE FUCKING ASS TO MOVE ANYWHERE, SINCE YOU NEED TO START WALKING LIKE SOMEONE OUT OF A MONTY PYTHON SKIT JUST TO GET AROUND EFFICIENTLY. ALSO THAT ADDED WEIGHT MAKES YOUR FEET ACHE SOMETHING AWFUL. SO WHAT CAN YOU DO?
WELL GUESS WHAT. YOU CAN’T TAKE ASPRIN. ABSOLUTELY NO ASPRIN. NO IBUPROFEN, NO NAPROXEN NO NOTHING.
SO NOT ONLY ARE YOU IN PROBABLY THE MOST UNCOMFORTABLE YOU WILL EVER BE, BUT YOUR MEDICINE CHOICES ARE EXTREMELY FUCKING LIMITED. (AND NO, I MENTIONED NO CHOCOLATE EITHER.)
DO YOU GUYS NOT REALIZE THAT THE FATE OF SOCIETY AND THE HUMAN RACE IN GENERAL IS BASED ON THE FACT THAT WOMEN MOSTLY CHOOSE TO GET PREGNANT? FOR LITTLE TO NO REWARD?! THE UNITED STATES ONLY GIVES 12 UNPAID WEEKS OF MATERNITY LEAVE ON AVERAGE.
YOU WOULD THINK THAT THE FUCKING PROCESS BY WHICH OUR POPULATION CONTINUES TO GROW WOULD BE FUCKING REWARDED AND CELEBRATED, NOT SWEPT UNDER THE FUCKING RUG LIKE A PIECE OF FUCKING DUST.
Greatest rant ever.
But nah, pregnancy is just an “inconvenience”
awkward that asians (japanese mostly) eat sushi during pregnancy and yet nothing is wrong with them…
Ohmiya moment - Nino giving his support to Satoshi when our cute leader couldn’t stop coughing ♥ - VS 嵐 2010.08.12